From South Park to Gizmodo.com, Facebook is getting its share of charges concerning its Privacy changes and the fact people are too dang obsessive over the goofy site.
Gizmodo wrote out their predictions in which direction Facebook will take the privacy of their users over the next decade.
2007 – Facebook Beacon links your purchases at online stores to your Facebook account so your friends (and marketers) can see what you’re buying.
2010 – Facebook makes it impossible for you to hide certain information, such as your interests and location, from everybody.
While South Park leads the charge of wisdom that people are allowing Facebook ‘time’ to control too much of their life. I love how the always ridiculous Randy Marsh is completely confused over his son not adding him as a friend or his grandmother.
People, if you get depressed on Facebook, Twitter, or any other site because you don’t have friends on there.. Please do yourself a favor and walk outside to meet people. Real life friends are way more rad. This is truly a beautiful episode that nails our hilarious culture.
As for Gizmodo I sadly believe they might be right on a few of their predictions.
2014 – Facebook Implant combines a chemical scanner with a GPS chip. Everything you eat and everywhere you go are automatically posted to your News Feed in minute detail. This setting can be deactivated through outpatient surgery.
Facebook’s Privacy Changes Get Scary
Watch The User vs Profile clips at South Park Studios.
Once again humans. Facebook is online. God created a much better place outside to meet people than a bland site created by some geeky kid (not this site, I’m still talking about FB).
I’ll be your friend. I just might not tell the security of facebook what clothes I actually buy.
Love,
Scott America McNew
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