Artwork
How To Remove A Coffee Stain Off Table
I set a coffee mug on my table and it left a stain. I decided since I had no cleaners within reach I’d completely hide the stain by drawing a flexible fat kid. And it worked. Seriously I can’t see the coffee stain now. Here’s my 3 easy steps on removing coffee stains off your … Continue reading
The Fart Bucket from Toot Toot Industries
We all remember situps on the old gym floor and the occasional deep bass sound from one unlucky student. That noise would make even the P.E. teacher laugh. I decided to invent a solid metal bucket so that deep throned tone will be easy to recreate. ‘We all need to take a minute to fart … Continue reading
What One Drip Can Do
As an avid intellect I tend to read or wiki the latest and greatest news on philosophy. Is this actually important to the amazing piece art? One drip could ruin an entire painting. One drip could enhance an entire pot of coffee. One statement that is pointless after two previous deep thoughts could make boring … Continue reading
Boot To The Moon
This is a kind tribute to the legendary band Reggie and The Full Effect. One of my favorite live acts. The tribute is based on a certain lyric, ‘Boot to the Moon.’ I’m sure its literal and not about kicking something. Why no updates? Well, I do draw everyday, my computer though is dying. It … Continue reading
Dancing With Fire
‘Straw Man quickly learned what the literal meaning of dancing with fire meant‘ I was listening to Alison Krauss and Union Station while drawing this photo. I used a click #2 BIC pencil soft white 100g/m2, 65lb sketchbook paper.
Frug The Slug Frog
I drew this on the flight after leaving the tornado destroyed Lambert Airport. Guess the lack of oxygen helped me create a throw away picture. The little slug frog we will call frug. I was listening to Alison Krauss and Union Station while drawing this picture. I used a click #2 BIC pencil on soft … Continue reading
No Longer The Best Elf
We all wonder what goes on at Santa’s workshop during the off season, well, here is an inside look. We all know elves are the main population of North Pole. Much like folks who live in western societies, elves constantly try to be the best of the best in their populations. This poor fella was … Continue reading
Haynesworth Charged With Assault On Mountains
Much like many of the men who serve in Washington DC, Albert Haynesworth was charged with sexual assault after swiping his credit card between ‘two mountains’ (Edited for grandparents). You know, I just had a thought… It must be the end times considering he can swipe his credit card between a woman’s breast and actually … Continue reading
Handmade Pink Flamingo
Many folks ask me how hard is it to come up with something creative everyday.. I can only say look at today’s pic of a handmade pink flamingo and let that answer your question.* I was listening to Silversun Pickups to create this drawing. I used a click #2 BIC pencil on plain white printer … Continue reading
